“If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.”
Thomas Fuller
“Grace-[to Jack] Today I'm handing out lollipops and ass-whoopins and right now, I'm all out of lollipops.”
Will & Grace
“Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?”
“The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass.”
William Blake
“A person with no back bone, education, or sense of direction in their life will often conclude that ass kissing is a wise career choice whereas that is the path where they eventually get what's coming to them, a shitty end.”
John Frank
“If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you”
Bruce Lee
“Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ”
Heinrich Heine
