“In doing of either, let wit bear a stroke,/ For buying or selling of pig in a poke.”
Thomas Tusser
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it.”
G. K. Chesterton
“Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.”
Dorothy Parker
“My presence of mind is frequently absent.”
Rain Bojangles
“Words may show a man's wit, but actions his meaning”
Benjamin Franklin
“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
