“Marcus is down with flu while Liam has a stomach ailment.”
Andrew Walpole
“In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.”
Charles Krauthammer
“We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.”
Jonathan Swift
“It's been great to involve the American public in the celebration of this noteworthy birthday with the selection of the new ailment,”
Milton Bradley
“Medicine cure us and give us relief from all type of ailments/diseases provided they are taken on the prescription of an efficient doctor. By taking these medicines one can also escape death which means that they give us a long life.”
Yajur Veda
“I always wondered, why is hearing voices in your head a sign of insanity? Isn't that exactly where you should hear them coming from? Now, if you started hearing voices in your feet, *then* I'd say you have serious problems.”
Colin Gorman
“I was hurting. I had some ailments I was dealing with. It's not like I was holding out.”
Alonzo Mourning
