“Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.”
Don Drysdale
“Even hares pull a lion by the beard when he is dead”
Proverb
“Early in the semifinal round, we lost a little bit of wind. When (eventual runner-up Shawn Beard of West pinned eventual third-place finisher) Kenny Palmer in a semifinal, that took a little wind out of our sails, but we still came back to put 13 guys in the final round. I told the guys they had to be aggressive (going into the final round), and I think we might have been a little too aggressive a couple times.”
Derek Oney
“Keeping his hair, nails, and beard clipped, subduing his passions by austerities, wearing white garments and ,keeping himself pure, he shall be always engaged in studying the Veda and ,such acts as are conducive to his welfare.”
Guru Nanak
“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"The Pause of Mr. Claus"”
Arlo Guthrie
“There are some mature birds that have short beards from a lack of melanin that makes the beard weak and it will break. The best method is to wait and see the bird in full strut. If his fan (tail feathers) form an even-edged circle, then he's mature. If there are shorter feathers on the edges of the fan with taller feathers in the middle, then it's a jake.”
James Austin
“Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.”
Simon Cowell
