“Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.”

Tim Allen

“This is really interesting. When I was in the 9th grade, I flunked 9th grade algebra. I couldn't cope with 9th grade algebra. And then I remember taking an aptitude test when I was a sophomore in high school, and they said, "You should probably consider not going to college." Then they said, "Well, what would you like to do?"”

John Warnock

“I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.”

Billy Connolly

“I'm kind of waiting for an algebra book.”

Roberto Martinez

“As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.”

Cokie Roberts

“I didn't hear a question, That is algebra, and you could do it, yes.”

Tim Belden

“There is nothing I detest more than an algebraic word problem.”

Dedrick D. L. Pitter