“Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.”
Don Herold
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
guitarsdepressions
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
Mae West
“All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.”
