“The guy comes into the jail with a catheter sticking out the end of his (penis), you'd think they'd do something about it! This is totally inhumane. He's been tortured for days for no reason.”
Douglas Hiatt
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“A guy gets shot with a penis.”
Pauline Kael
“The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.”
Sigmund Freud
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
Florynce R. Kennedy
“It was a gag gift that was never operational. He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench.”
Clark Brewster
“If women can display their camel-toeses then men can display their camel-noses.”
Rain Bojangles
