“I felt like a wonderful sandwich, a slice of white bread between two slices of ham.”
Dorothy Lamour
“They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon”
Edward Lear
“There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.”
Stephen Wright
“Pessimism is as American as apple pie-frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese.”
George F. Will
“The larger the pie, the greater number of possible slices big enough to sustain the lives of individual species.”
Edward O. Wilson
“Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing”
Fran Lebowitz
“Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.”
Will Cuppy
