“If you want to see what God thinks of money, just look at all the people He gave it to.”
Dorothy Parker
“Too many people buy things they don't even need, with money they don't even have, to impress people they don't even like.”
Ali-Azri Hassan
“Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill. Shame and woe to us, if we our wealth obey; The horse doth with the horseman away.”
“Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.”
“What fresh hell is this?”
“1) Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 2) Oh, i'm not a witch at all! I'm Dorothy, from Kansas.”
The Wizard of Oz
“Look at the names in the Jackie Robinson Wing, ... Steve Young, Dorothy Hamill. The Jackie Robinson Wing. Goodness gracious . . .That's top shelf.”
Calvin Murphy