“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common”
Dorothy Parker
“The partner could not adopt this child. You need to be a heterosexual couple legally to adopt a child.”
Ashley Wu
“There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo -- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices.”
Gore Vidal
“I don't think people should do things that make them miserable. And if being an in-shape, sober, monogamous heterosexual makes you miserable, don't do it. And if being an in-shape, sober, monogamous heterosexual makes you happy, do it.”
Dan Savage
“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
Henry Louis Mencken
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”
Lynn Lavner
“It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you.”
Ellen DeGeneres