“When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was buttoned up”
Dorothy Parker
“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”
Erica Jong
“The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women merely adored.”
Oscar Wilde
“Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Robert Heinlein
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
