“I am resigning effective immediately. Bo Derek will become the new vice president.”
Andy Borowitz
“Search others for their virtues, thy self for thy vices”
Benjamin Franklin
“Selfishness is that detestable vice which no one will forgive in others, and no one is without in himself”
Henry Ward Beecher
“Hypocrisy is a fashionable vice, and all fashionable vices pass for virtue”
Moliere
“Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.”
Johnny Carson
“Never trust a man without vices...”
Winston Churchill
“Virtue practiced to be seen is not real virtue; vice which fears to be seen is real vice”
Chinese Proverbs
