“Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving Prison,”
Andy Borowitz
“What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul”
Yiddish Proverb
“The clear layer is glycerin. You can mix glycerin back in when you make soap. Or You can skim the glycerin off. You can mix the glycerin with nitric acid to make nitroglycerin. You can mix nitroglycerin with sodium nitrate and sawdust to make dynamite. You can blow up bridges. You can mix nitroglycerin with more nitric acid and parafin and make gelatin explosives. You can blow up a building, easy. With enough soap, you can blow up the whole world.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“With soap, baptism is a good thing”
Robert Green Ingersoll
“Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants.”
William Osler
“What is elegance? Soap and water!”
Cecil Beaton
“The catalogue of miseries seems to cry out for commercial spots and a station break: the stuff of noonday soap opera.”
Stefan Kanfer
