“Overall, drug addicts are idiots.”
Dr. Gregory House
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“It's relaxing to go out with my ex-wife because she already knows I'm an idiot.”
Warren Thomas
“There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”
Scott Adams
“Cluelessness - There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.”
Larry Kersten