“If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.”
Doug Horton
“He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce.”
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers.”
Jamais Cascio
“President Bush said for security reasons, he's sworn off all e-mail communication. He will not be using email at the White House at all. Is that a good idea? I mean, it's not like that speaking thing was working out so good.”
Jay Leno
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson
“I get mail; therefore I am.”
Scott Adams
“If a fellow wants to be a nobody in the business world, let him neglect sending the mail man to somebody on his behalf.”
Charles F. Kettering
