“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
Doug Larson
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”
Dr. Seuss
“Food Allergies Are Not Due to Food, Rather Are Due to the Constant Contamination of That Food That You Keep Eating. Remove the Contamination and the Food Allergy No Longer Exists.”
theHealthFoodGuru
“Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.”
Jason Zebehazy
“To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.”
Benjamin Franklin
“--the "purpose" of life is to recombine matter.-- human beings are incredibly sophisticated mobile fusion reactors. everything we do from breathing and eating to social interaction and construction is done with the purpose of changing matter from one thing to something else.”
Steve Bullock
“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces”
Judith Viorst