“If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?”
Andy Dingley
“Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!”
Ogden Nash
“I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.”
Clarence B. Kelland
“I then go miserably enough to the typewriter and I edit with tiny little pen scribbles until you can't read it anymore. And then, I put it into a word processor.”
Campbell Geeslin
“He sometimes ran a purple ribbon through his typewriter and gushed where he should have dammed.”
T. E. Kalem
“Don't expect the typewriter to ever completely disappear.”
Hal Fair
“Every morning I take out my bankbook, stare at it, shudder-and turn quickly to my typewriter.”
Sydney J. Harris
