“It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else.”
Dr. Phil
“Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need it: if you are sick you should not take it.”
Henry Ford
“Love is staying up all night with a sick child -- or a healthy adult.”
David Frost
“The sick do not ask if the hand that smoothes their pillow is pure, nor the dying care if the lips that touch their brow have known the kiss of sin.”
Oscar Wilde
“'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.”
Henry David Thoreau
“I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.”
Dan Castellaneta
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”
Jackie Mason