“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
Douglas Adams
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.”
Clarence Darrow
“This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.”
George W. Bush
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is "to be prepared”
Dan Quayle
“The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?”
“The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."”
Bill Maher
“This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.”
