“Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.”
Douglas Adams
“So when the penguin takes a step, its center of mass is low, so when he stops coming up over his leg, the mass moves to the side, ... And it's high now, and as it starts rocking backward, it starts falling to the side, it's also falling forward.”
Tim Griffin
“It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.”
Joe Moore
“There's nothing cuter than a baby penguin.”
Lynn Duncan
“We know when penguins get heavily oiled they tend to seek the shore because that's their thermal neutral zone. But when they are on shore they can't feed and so they starve to death.”
Dee Boersma
“Going into [the Penguins Cup], we are used to being the No. 1 seed. But I give Quaker Valley all the credit in the world. Absolutely, positively, they deserve to be where they are.”
Allen Beam
“There's really no way to figure where this thing's gonna end. These numbers keep going up, ... Penguins.”
Steven Friedlander
