“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“When was the last time a woman was defrocked? Defrokt ist Defunkt.”
Christopher Molineux
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.”
“Here I am, just an actress with nothing to say and crowds of people turn up to see me. Yet here is Einstein and the only person who turns up for him is myself.”
“MacMillan has this particular quote simply as God doesn't play dice. and notes that it is often quoted as doesn't play dice with the universe”
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