“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
Johnny Carson
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
Oscar Wilde
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
Mark Twain
