“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
Woody Allen
“The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain.”
Oscar Wilde
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a mans last romance.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building”
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