“They say drinking will kill youThe same thing for rolling smokesBut that's two of the three things that I like mostYou can't tell me nothin'I know what the good book preachesBut I know how I amI just hope somebody up there understandsYou can't tell me nothin'”
Tim McGraw
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
Ernest Hemingway
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
Mark Twain
“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
Anonymous Toast
“If tongue didn’t go; a little out of control (after drinking alcohol), then where’s the fun; if steps didn’t, then where’s the fun and if mind did, then where’s the fun.”
Anuroop Tyagi
