“At Dad's funeral, it was something. I think everyone was surprised to see the whole battalion of re-enactors there. We're family and that's really cool.”
Tom Hewitt
“If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral”
Gregory Nunn
“I don't think these funeral homes can really survive because they won't be doing enough funerals to cover their costs.”
David Harrington
“I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness,”
Zach Braff
“I think they'll be surprised at the volume. We sell to funeral homes across the country.”
Terry Jackson
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days”
Garrison Keillor
