“I'm the most misunderstood, misquoted person I know, honestly.”
Dusty Springfield
“Real honest person usually fails to understand generally and universally accepted facts of others' life.”
Anuj Somany
“I improve on misquotation.”
Cary Grant
“Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?This is commonly misquotes as You can't have you're cake and eat it, too.”
John Heywood
“With just enough of learning to misquote”
Lord Byron
“I don't mind being quoted. I mind being misquoted.”
Anat Kramer
“With no more than six levels of misquotation, any statement can be made to say whatever you wish.”
John McCarthy