“Cucumbers are like virgins, they do not keep long”
Dutch Proverb
“Pickles are cucumbers that sold out.”
Mitch Hedberg
“A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing”
Samuel Johnson
“I grew some carrots and I think I grew some cucumbers.”
Michael Kilpatrick
“My favorite is the one with the train, the California roll and the cucumber roll.”
Madeline Dolinsky
“He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put into vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw, inclement summers.”
Jonathan Swift
“You can start planting tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers.”
Stuart Gauthier
