“Where one man reads the Bible, a hundred read you and me.”
Dwight L. Moody
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.”
Lynn Lavner
“No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means”
George Bernard Shaw
“I haven't found a use for the Bible, or any other Holy Book for that matter, since discovering Charmin Ultra Soft.”
Bobby W. Miller
“The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law (Galatians 5:22)”
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“The Bible is not my book and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long complicated statements of Christian dogma.”
Abraham Lincoln
“It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.”
Mark Twain
