“Jokes in sitcoms only work when they're not conspicuous and they reveal character.”
Dylan Moran
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
George Bernard Shaw
“A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.”
Mark Twain
“It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself”
Salvador Dalí
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
Tre Cool
“Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.”
Oliver Goldsmith
