“People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name.”
Dylan Moran
“Dwelling in the PAST is like jumping from a vertiginous height and landing on a bottomless pit… a never-ending fall… you open your eyes and cry for help… only to realize that YOU alone can un-strangle yourself.”
HearttoHeart Thoughts
“Pleasant memories was my receipt for a good time well spent.”
wyatt frazier
“And you don’t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, “Hey! Oh, you’re new here, aren’t you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee… You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup!”Beekeepers can’t do that! 2,000 bees… (buzzing sounds) “Hello, there, you in the street! You’re new, aren’t you?”(scared) “Huh?”“Do you want a cup of coffee? It’s no problem! (buzzing continues) No real problem…”“I don’t want a cup of coffee from you! You’re covered in bees!”“I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees! Now back off, back off!” (screams)They’re always just behind you… or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and they’re in a van with a lot of bees following, “Faster! Faster! (buzzing sounds) Faster! Put your foot down!”(sighs) Yes…”
Eddie Izzard
“Every Sunday night I have a Cinderella moment when the clock strikes 12 and I have to go back to slavery..”
Tanya Hubrack
“We drove past the ticket office this morning on the way to training and there were 500 people queuing for tickets.”
Mike Blair
“We could have had just as many people line up in front of that personnel office that wanted to work. If we'd have known that was what was going to make, cause them to make the decision.”
Randy Mobley
