“Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.”
E. Joseph Cossman
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.”
William Feather
“The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.”
Oscar Wilde
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Bob Hope
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
“The three ages of man: youth, middle age and 'my word you do look well'.”
June Whitfield
