“Why do an infinite number of monkeys always want to type "Hamlet"? What's wrong with "Macbeth"? Why not something by Dickens or Poe?”
Tom Knapp
“Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?”
Woody Allen
“I had been given advice not to mention corruption, however corruption is a tax that is paid by you. In a time of austerity, there is a new realisation that economically, we should not continue paying for corruption”
Joseph Muscat
“I do not agree with the Nevada type of divorce, where you get it with e-mail, but with divorce legislation that safeguards the interest of children”
“As an actor and writer, husband and father, I have two often-conflicting monkeys on my back: Monkey number one is Creative Monkey. He occasionally digs his claws into my brains, and refuses to let go until something wonderful comes out. I love him.”
Wil Wheaton
“No. I'm not going to be your monkey.”
Jon Stewart
“If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?”
Andy Dingley
