“Why do an infinite number of monkeys always want to type "Hamlet"? What's wrong with "Macbeth"? Why not something by Dickens or Poe?”
Tom Knapp
“As an actor and writer, husband and father, I have two often-conflicting monkeys on my back: Monkey number one is Creative Monkey. He occasionally digs his claws into my brains, and refuses to let go until something wonderful comes out. I love him.”
Wil Wheaton
“No. I'm not going to be your monkey.”
Jon Stewart
“If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?”
Andy Dingley
“It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.”
Robert M. Hutchins
“[It] is not a monkey, not an ape and not a human, but it's a common ancestor of them all.”
Russell L. Ciochon
“Nutty as 12 monkeys in a 10 monkey barrel”
Daisy Donovan
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