“I guess the dude is Nostradamus.”
Earl Little
“The black dude was trying to grab it. So somehow, you know, he was trying to pull back, I guess. That's when it went off. That's all he told me.”
Daniel Martinez
“My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.”
Dick Gregory
“I'm like a bunch of college guys who got together and said, 'Let's make a dude, a crazy dude'.”
Chris Kirkpatrick
“Dude, stop. You're justifying the stereotype.”
Bruce Springsteen
“Dude, you were hauling so much ass!”
Bam Margera
