“Bad weather always looks worse through a window.”
Tom Lehrer
“Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.”
John Mayer
“Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.”
Oscar Wilde
“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
George Carlin
“A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.”
Pam Brown
“Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.”
Mark Twain
“Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
John Ruskin