“There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.”
Tom Leykis
“Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.”
Camille Paglia
“Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.”
Dave Allen
“If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.”
George Burns
“I worked with Eddie Cantor, Ed Wynn - one of the greatest comedians and actors that ever lived - and Jimmy Durante. You can't ask for better than that. And it was great format. We had three and a half weeks to work on a show. It was a family-style thing. We used to walk on when someone was doing a handstand, crazy; we'd break them up. And it was great because it was live. They couldn't cut out the mistakes. And that's what audiences love.”
Donald O'Connor
“For one year, Davis continued to have discussions directly with actors and comedians regarding signing with Davis to produce and perform his screenplay, ... offered funding through an investor to produce the screenplay for video distribution.”
James Davis
“[Andy Milonakis, one of the more polarizing comedians to hit the airwaves recently and star of his own stream of consciousness weirdfest on MTV, The Andy Milonakis Show , will soon be releasing a rap album . A funny rap album that is, with] real producers. ... Nick and T-Dog's P-H-Fat Rap.”
Andy Milonakis