“You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.”
Tim Vine
“It is grossly selfish to require of one's neighbour that he should think in the same way, and hold the same opinions. Why should he? If he can think, he will probably think differently. If he cannot think, it is monstrous to require thought of any kind.”
Oscar Wilde
“If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Anything that prevents you from being friendly, a good neighbour, is a terror tactic.”
Richard Stallman
“Salary stories are intrusive. Do you ask your neighbour what they earn for their job?”
Nicole Kidman
“Neighbours grass is always greener.”
Dutch Proverb
“Better a near neighbour than a distant cousin.”
Italian Proverb