“Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"”
Eddie Izzard
“Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...”
John T Walsh
“how I miss the girl I love. You with whom I share a piece of me, a piece of my heart. The only one, that dwells deep within. The only one I want to spend my life with, and the only one I will spend my whole life. It is you, the one that stole my heart.”
Philip T. M.
“What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.”
Eleanor Powell
“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
Mark Twain
