“You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.”
Eddie Izzard
“In a restaurant one is both observed and unobserved. Joy and sorrow can be displayed and observed "unwittingly," the writer scowling naively and the diners wondering, What the hell is he doing?”
David Mamet
“People are getting tired of going out to expensive restaurants and spending lots of money for seven pea pods and a two-inch steak.”
Lynne Bien
“A well-run restaurant is like a winning baseball team. It makes the most of every crew member's talent and takes advantage of every split-second opportunity to speed up service.”
David Ogilvy
“Editors may think of themselves as dignified headwaiters in a well-run restaurant but more often they operate a snack bar and expect you to be grateful that at least they got the food to the table warm.”
Thomas Griffith
“I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.”
Steven Wright
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter”
Jewish Proverb
