“Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!”
Eddie Izzard
“You're all a bunch of fuckin' slaves!”
Jim Morrison
“I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!”
Mitch Hedberg
“A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“In the heat of a political lifetime, Ronald Reagan innocently squirrels away tidbits of misinformation and then, sometimes years later, casually drops them into his public discourse, like gum balls in a quiche.”
Lucy Howard
“Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes”
Proverb
“Squirrel-like she covers her back with her tail.”
Benjamin Franklin
