“Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!”
Eddie Izzard
“You're all a bunch of fuckin' slaves!”
Jim Morrison
“Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes”
Proverb
“In the heat of a political lifetime, Ronald Reagan innocently squirrels away tidbits of misinformation and then, sometimes years later, casually drops them into his public discourse, like gum balls in a quiche.”
Lucy Howard
“A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“Squirrel-like she covers her back with her tail.”
Benjamin Franklin
“All us Youngs could throw. I used to kill squirrels with a stone when I was a kid, and my granddad once killed a turkey buzzard on the fly with a rock.”
Cy Young