“This is George Clooney's big year.”
Tom O'Neil
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, 'Why not?'”
George Bernard Shaw
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
“When the meeting with the real Mr. Big started, Mr. Big just approached it as if George had in fact been confessing the whole time, and wanted to know the details.”
Tim Killeen
“People want to be able to stay in St. George to earn their four-year degree. It's the people who stay here for all four years who will benefit from a really competitive tuition rate as compared to other four-year institutions.”
Chris Taylor
