“What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.”
Edgar Watson Howe
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
