“Was it for this I uttered prayers, And sobbed and cursed and kicked the stairs, That now, domestic as a plate, I should retire at half-past eight? Edna St”
Edna St. Vincent Millay
“A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.”
Mark Twain
“God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms.”
Paul Scherer
“The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.”
Joe Girard
“A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.”
Joan Welsh
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
Mitch Hedberg
“The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs.”
Princess Margaret
