“One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.”
Edward Abbey
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“Ignorance is bliss unless everyone is ignorant”
David Alexander Rochestie
“We once succsessfully breeded a bull dog and a shitzu, and we called it a bull shit.”
Jeff Danials from Dumb and Dumber
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he will always declare that it is his duty.”
George Bernard Shaw
“You drink the syrup, I just cough. my intelligence is humble, your stupidity is a show off.”
Husam daoud