“I have seen a guy try to pound a pencil through his head because we interrupted a meeting.”
Edward Appelson
“A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.”
Joyce A. Myers
“To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it”
Josh Jenkins
“Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!”
Ogden Nash
“Somebody was using the pencil.”
Dorothy Parker
“Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field.”
Dwight David Eisenhower
“A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead”
Stan Laurel
