“Most executives, many scientists, and almost all business school graduates believe that if you analyze data, this will give you new ideas. Unfortunately, this belief is totally wrong. The mind can only see what it is prepared to see.”
Edward de Bono
“Sometimes the only one who believes in you is you, and sometimes that's all you need. ”
Richard 'Grimesy' Grimes
“For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?”
Jack Handy
“This is what the painter, the poet, the speculative philosopher, and the natural scientists do, each in his own fashion.”
Albert Einstein
“We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially if it involves outer space.”
Dave Barry
“The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive”
John Sladek
“Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.”
Bill Vaughn
