“[On Friday] I made a ton of blunders and tried to correct that [on Saturday]. [At the finals] it really counts and you don't want to let the team down.”
Andrea Balint
“It's frustrating because I was in a situation a lot during the game (Saturday) with guys on base a ton of times. I made two errors. That's frustrating. So it was a tough game and I knew if I had just done a little bit who knows if we would have won, but we would have been in a better situation.”
Pat Burrell
“That qualifies as a ton of runs. Our hitting approach lately has not been what we teach. So we tried to get back to basics yesterday and do what we really believe in and for them to stay within themselves. That's what I meant by a ton of runs, for them to just stay within themselves and do what they know they do best. And that's what we did tonight.”
Darrell Butler
“We recommend that no one eat more than two tons of turkey-that's what it would take to poison someone.”
Elizabeth Whelan
“A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.”
H. H. Munro
“When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise?”
Terry Pratchett
“UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.”
Dave Barry