“There was an old Man who said, `Hush! / I perceive a young bird in this bush!' / When they said, `Is it small?' / He replied, `Not at all!/ It is four times as big as the bush!'”
Edward Lear
“I like a man who grins when he fights.”
Winston Churchill
“Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired”
Mark Twain
“A man is about as big as the things that make him angry”
“The surest way to ruin a man who doesn't know how to handle money is to give him some.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.”
Timothy Jones
“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”
Friedrich Nietzsche