“Two old Bachelors were living in one house;/ One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.”
Edward Lear
“Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.”
Oscar Wilde
“An adult male living alone stops being a vaguely tragicomic bachelor once he is found in the circumstance of simultaneously taking a whiz and eating a sandwich”
Dean Allen
“The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”
William Shakespeare
“To a group of 25-year-olds here for a bachelor party, it'll conjure up a sense of naughtiness, escape and a secret-keeping thing. But to a 75-year-old couple from Des Moines, it'll be violating their low-cholesterol order from their doctor, and having shrimp cocktail at 3 o'clock in the morning and not telling their kids about it.”
Billy Vassiliadis
“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.”
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
Henry Louis Mencken
