“I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle, so all is peace.”
Edward Lear
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing”
Kin Hubbard
“The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.”
Dave Barry
“A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.”
Frank A. Clark
“[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”
Jean Kerr
“It's indescribable. You hold this newborn, and you realize you've got responsibilities like you've never had before.”
Tom Cruise
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