“When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.”
Andy Rooney
“I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass”
Phyllis Diller
“All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.”
Jay Leno
“The waiters were kind of suspicious of me when I started here in September 2004. I was the successor to a Hungarian restaurant manager and I saw people wondering what this Italian could do so much better than the previous manager? But now they trust me and I trust them.”
Andrea Colla
“We ask our waiters to get the ingredients ready as fast as they can as we don't want our customers to wait with empty stomachs in this chilly environment. But once you take one bite of the steaming delicacies, you would definitely forget the cold.”
Jianguo Liu
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
Dave Barry
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter”
Jewish Proverb
