“The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other.”
Andrea Dworkin
“I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.”
John Barrymore
“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
Marilyn Monroe
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first”
Billy Sunday
“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
Lee Trevino
