“"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all I want. I don't want the tartar and I don't want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose? And then they have the 'Colgate Total' that supposedly has everything in there. I don't believe that for one second. If it's all in the one, how come they make all the others? Who's going: "I don't mind the tartar so much."?"”
Ellen DeGeneres
“When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.”
Mark Twain
“The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.”
“I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f***ing swear a lot.”
Green Day
“I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can get a laugh that way, it's too easy.”
Jim Dale
“Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.”
Bible
“Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed”
