“"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all I want. I don't want the tartar and I don't want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose? And then they have the 'Colgate Total' that supposedly has everything in there. I don't believe that for one second. If it's all in the one, how come they make all the others? Who's going: "I don't mind the tartar so much."?"”
Ellen DeGeneres
“The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.”
Mark Twain
“When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.”
“I swear on BB5, one of them got evicted out of the blue.”
Kenzie
“Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed”
“It's not necessarily going to be kid-friendly, but we don't swear just for the sake of swearing. The joke is happening around the swearing; it's not about the swearing.”
Samir Mathur
“Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.”
Bible
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